BACK TO SEA BREEZE BACK TO VIRTUAL RENTALS
I KNOW THEY'RE DISRUPTIVE BUT SOCIAL SERVICES WON'T LET ME EVICT THEM
This just in from the Fullers:
Well we have moved on from the east coast....it seems the whole "Lotto" hoopla was just a load of beans. After sinking every extra dime into weekly tickets we fell victim to the scratch games and soon the carpet was gray and we were running up the credit cards... Samantha and Ben are becoming teenagers now and Beth and I don't know how to tell them their college funds never hit six numbers and the power ball.. lots of 2 and 3 number combos but hey, an extra ticket or $7 dollars just isn't what it use to be...13 years of work wasted.
We are now in the great state of Texas and not a moment to soon. One night after having a few too many road pops we crashed the minivan through the window of a convenience store and stole all the scratch tickets we could grab and drove off in the dark. Racked with guilt I could no longer stay with the vision of that sweet old Pakistani man crying on the TV - breaking news playing over and over in my head. We are so sorry Rajesh...if I ever hit the lottery here I am coming back to buy you a bigger store with steel bars on the windows like every store front in Gary, Indiana. You can't win if you don't play!
Formerly from Illinois, this fine family moved east to Massachusetts in search of family values and high-stakes lottery. John is (claims to be) a high-powered sales executive for a major high-tech company, but hey, these days, who isn't. Alas, legal troubles in the east made the move to Texas a necessity. In the shot below, John has managed to make their trailer sea-worthy and he and his wife Beth are out for a cruise on Lake Parkerosa.
Please be wary of this family! ... and, if John's antics disturb you, please let me know immediately. The other night he removed the blocks from some of the trailers and they started rolling all over the camp. Unfortunately Hop Psyng was forced to do a Kung-Fu thing on him. In the picture below, Sam and Ben pose with the neighbors dog, whom they are holding hostage.
